Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Angel and Devil's private lives

Angel and Devil each have their own jobs; they are very busy. Nevertheless, there is no compatibility between Angel and Devil, always squarely opposed on an issue in an argument; both sides criticizing each other. If one of them knew the other has some small bad issues, surely they would make public the other party’s bad things to Souls who are in heaven and hell. Absolutely, all Souls knew that Angel and Devil often goof off, not focused on their jobs, but spend time pulling the scabs right off from each other. Sometimes Souls complain how Angel and Devil have high ranking jobs and salary, but they don’t service well the communities in heaven and hell. However, sometimes Souls like to hear these kinds of reports, so they will discuss, comment or gossip about these matters.

On the other side, in fact, Angel and Devil are stressed. Even though in their private lives, they are scared that the other party might explore something by hidden camera. That would be terrible. The reality is…

Every time before Angel has a shower; Angel needs to check all places in the bathroom to make sure there are no hidden cameras. After checking, then Angel feels safe to take off the fake wings which Angel actually got through several other Souls – a Soul bought it from another Soul, who bought it from a toy store. Angel is proud and looks in the mirror with a sinister smile, “who will know I am an Angel with no wings and can’t fly!”

Every time before Devil brushes his teeth; Devil needs to check all places in the bathroom to make sure there are no hidden cameras. After checking, then Devil feels safe to take off the fake fangs, which Devil actually got through several other Souls – a Soul bought it from another Soul, who bought it from a dentist. Devil is proud and looks in the mirror with a foolish smile, “who will know I am a Devil with no fangs and can’t suck blood!

天使魔鬼都各有自己的職務,忙得很,但天使魔鬼一直以來都勢不兩立,時常針鋒相對,互相批評指責對方,只要抓到對方一點點毛病,誓必把對方的醜事公告於天界地界的靈魂們知曉不可。所有天界地界的靈魂都知道天使魔鬼時常吃蛇,正務事不做,卻花時間去互揭瘡疤。靈魂有時候抱怨為何天使魔鬼享有高薪權位卻没好好為天界地界服務,有時候又樂得有新聞聽也加入說三道四,議論紛紛。

而這邊廂,其實天使魔鬼是很壓力的,即使自己的私生活,也很怕被對方偷拍到那可不得了。原来

天使每次要洗澡都必須檢查每處的浴室,確定没偷拍器後,才安心脱下那暗中托傳了幾位靈魂從玩具店購買的假翅膀,得意向鏡中的自己奸笑,有誰知道我是没有翅膀不能飛的天使!

魔鬼每次要刷牙都必須檢查每處的浴室,確定没偷拍器後,才安心脱下那暗中托傳了幾位靈魂從牙醫所制做的假尖牙,得意向鏡中的自己傻笑,有誰知道我是没有尖牙不吸血的魔鬼!

3 comments:

淑雯 said...

不要假天使,不要假魔鬼,要一个实实在在愿意做事的人。

eHeart said...

这是骗 '小孩' 的儿童故事啦,不要'认真'... ;-p

阿洛 said...

黑黑的幽默。
真的不适合和小孩说。^___^

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